Dreams Don't Die

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[foone]

I tested a machine learning model designed to detect NSFW content. It marked this image as unsafe:

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The blue is "breasts detected" and the green is "penis detected" .

yeah I don't think I'm gonna be using this ML nonsense

[foone]

I also tried giving it a GIF of two women fucking doggystyle and it said it was safe. *shrug*

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[mlerpwonders]

All my haters become aligators when I activate my gatorinator.

[mlerpwonders]

you laugh now, but when my gatorinator is ready, it's all over

[peregreen]

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[mlerpwonders]

update:

transmogrifying my haters into an animal that is known for something called the "death roll" has backfired in a manner no one could have forecasted

[peregreen]

[mlerpwonders]

Having taken stock of the situation, it's not as bad as I originally thought. It's not like these crocodilians are an urgent problem, much less a representation of my own mortality. There's no ticking clock here.

[peregreen]

well now you're just doing this on purpose

[mlerpwonders]

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I think that's the highest tags forecast I have received so far.

[stargazingdustbunny]

Posts that have 100k gators to me.

[mlerpwonders]

Actually there are only 5 gators in my post, but it is an understandable mistake.

[stargazingdustbunny]

Now there are 100,005 gators on this post

[mlerpwonders]

...

You know what? Good job.

Other people said this post had thousands of notes in their mind, but only contributed two notes.

You? You said that it had 100k gators to you.

And then you did it.

+1 respect point.

[paulgadzikowski]

now that's what i call a

gator aid

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[yellbug]

i'm so disturbed by the idea that not everyone is delighted when they spot a hand drawn amongus crewmate out there in the world. i feel pure joy when i see it especially these days

[6qubed]

there was a work truck at my job a while ago where someone had tried to play god

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[custard-cake-xoxo]

this fanfic shit's easy

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[dannyyadoku]

I love this song of xdinary so much that I wanted to redraw the moment on the clip cause it's so wholesome

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hello i got robbed at work today

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[squeakitties]

[kiwi-rocks33]

forgot where I got this from. it’s been on my phone for years and brings me great comfort in times of sadness

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[socialmaya]

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[zayzaycomics]

link, zelda, and ganon: reincarnates with noticeable differences

beedle:

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[egress-ahead]

give him a smooch

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[hellshee]

the best thing about tumblr is that you can watch a show and then you come here and someone has made a gifset of it and you can put it on your blog like a sticker in a journal

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[mohnblumesworld]

[ordinarymaine]

[c-130jsuperhercules]

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[mohnblumesworld]

[ordinarymaine]

[c-130jsuperhercules]

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[faustfish]

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[vrabia]

today i learned that the finnish word for ‘hazardous waste’ is ongelmajäte, which can also translate as ‘problematic garbage’ and my roommate and i immediately agreed this is a word that belongs on tumblr.

[callmebliss]

Your fave is ongelmajäte

[you-had-me-at-e-flat-major]

in german it’s Sondermüll which means special trash and that too belongs on tumblr

[pyrebomb]

One man’s ongelmajäte is another man’s sondermüll.