Dreams Don't Die

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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mlerpwonders

All my haters become aligators when I activate my gatorinator.

mlerpwonders

you laugh now, but when my gatorinator is ready, it's all over

peregreen

Dr. Doofenschmirtz holding a fishing rod with Perry the Platypus hanging over a pool of gatorsALT
mlerpwonders

update:

transmogrifying my haters into an animal that is known for something called the "death roll" has backfired in a manner no one could have forecasted

peregreen

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mlerpwonders

Having taken stock of the situation, it's not as bad as I originally thought. It's not like these crocodilians are an urgent problem, much less a representation of my own mortality. There's no ticking clock here.

peregreen

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well now you're just doing this on purpose

mlerpwonders

Screenshot of tag from previous poster (@fourthmiddlename) saying, "#posts that have 100k to me"ALT

I think that's the highest tags forecast I have received so far.

stargazingdustbunny

Posts that have 100k gators to me.

mlerpwonders

Actually there are only 5 gators in my post, but it is an understandable mistake.

stargazingdustbunny

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Now there are 100,005 gators on this post

mlerpwonders

...

You know what? Good job.

Other people said this post had thousands of notes in their mind, but only contributed two notes.

You? You said that it had 100k gators to you.

And then you did it.

+1 respect point.

paulgadzikowski

now that's what i call a

gator aid

assassinregrets
vrabia

today i learned that the finnish word for ‘hazardous waste’ is ongelmajäte, which can also translate as ‘problematic garbage’ and my roommate and i immediately agreed this is a word that belongs on tumblr.

callmebliss

Your fave is ongelmajäte

you-had-me-at-e-flat-major

in german it’s Sondermüll which means special trash and that too belongs on tumblr

pyrebomb

One man’s ongelmajäte is another man’s sondermüll.